Humor
VIDEO: Never Let a Crackhead Sing at Your Funeral
Y’all have GOT to check out this video. It’s hilarious. Make sure you listen to it all the way to the end – it keeps getting better and better!!!
Never Let a Crackhead Sing at Your Funeral
LINK to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTlYV5Jn9L0
JOKE: Doctors Bragging
I love this joke!
JOKE: Doctors Bragging
An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put [...]
5 Year Old Logic
Thanks to DP King for sending me this. I love it!
5 year old child logic
“So, I was talking to this little girl, Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us – and I
asked Catherine – ‘If [...]
The Death of Common Sense
You’ve probably seen this before. I’ve had it emailed to me quite a few times, but it is soooo true that I decided I should post it.
The Death of Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for [...]
20 Rules of Rural Missouri/Arkansas
I love this!! Someone emailed it to me so I don’t know where it came from.
20 RULES OF RURAL MISSOURI/ARKANSAS:
1. PULL YOUR DROOPY PANTS UP. YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
2. TURN YOUR CAP RIGHT, YOUR HEAD ISN’T CROOKED.
3. LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT; IT’S CALLED A ‘DIRT ROAD.’ I DRIVE A PICKUP TRUCK BECAUSE I WANT [...]
Humor: Presidential Debate
Hahahahaha…good one.
Presidential Debate
Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, ‘You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.’
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, ‘I could throw ten $100 bills out of [...]
Media Bias Humor: The Biker
Thanks to Lynn for sending me this joke. It makes an excellent point!
A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her [...]
Check out these shirts!!
Y’all have got to check out the shirts at the site below. I love ‘em. I should get the “Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms” shirt – very clever!
Bridget
http://www.thoseshirts.com/atf.html
Retired Green Beret shoots intruder
Funny court martial!
Retired Green Beret shoots intruder, gets court martial
BREVARD, NC
Jan. 19, 2008
Retired Army Green Beret James T. (Smokey) Taylor got his court martial this weekend and came away feeling pretty good about it.
Taylor, at age 79, is one of the oldest members of Chapter XXXIII (The Larry Thorne Chapter) of the Special Forces Association. [...]
